Botox, bulimia, breast implants: Eve Ensler, author of the international sensation The Vagina Monologues, is back, this time to rock our view of what it means to have a "good body." "In the past," Eve writes, girls were "pretty, perky. They had a blond Clairol wave in their hair. They wore spanxs and control tops. . . . In recent years good girls join the army. They climb the corporate ladder. They go to the gym. . . . They wear painful pointy shoes. They don't eat too much. They . . . don't eat at all." Come take a 1 hour break from studying for finals! For more information, please contact Saleena Siraj at firstname.lastname@example.org.